Prawn sandwiches for everyone!

Roy Keane has torn a strip off his teammates in an interview with MUTV.

I'm absolutely shocked -- shocked, I tell you! What's next? Jose Mourinho whining about how nobody likes Chelsea? David Beckham coming out with a stupid new hairdo?

You can hardly blame Keane for chewing out the rest of the team, after the appalling form they've shown recently. I think they could use a good hard kick in the ass. The problem is that he chose to do it publicly. The players with the maturity to handle criticism are going to be justifiably pissed about that, and the rest of them, I suspect, are just going to get snotty and defensive. Which is not likely to make them play any better.