Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Sometimes it's not easy being a United fan

United's midfield problems continue: Paul Scholes has been ruled out for the rest of the season. Scholes has been suffering from blurred vision since taking a knock to the head in United's game against Birmingham.

John O'Shea is just wishing he'd thought of it first. It's the perfect excuse for why he keeps passing the ball to players on the other team.

(Now I kind of want to see Paul Scholes with an eyepatch. He could be a pirate! That'd be awesome! No? Ok, just me then.)

Meanwhile, everyone's up in arms about Gary Neville's celebration at the end of the Liverpool game. To which I say, calm the fuck down, all of you. He wasn't "inciting" the Liverpool fans to do anything, other than maybe laugh at him, because frankly he kind of looks like an idiot. For once, I'm grateful that FIFA has that rule about players not taking their shirts off.

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