Maybe the Czechs could teach England a trick or two

It was only a matter of time, really, but now it's official: The England squad is a total clusterfuck.

It's all kind of depressing, so I'm ignoring it as best I can and amusing myself instead with that story about the Czech team being caught partying with hookers after their loss against Germany over the weekend. (Wayne Rooney is all, "Damn, why didn't we think of that?")

Also amusing: Frank Lampard's raging case of bedhead. Very stylish, Frankie.