Handbags and divided loyalties

Nice to see that Man United were able to stop bitch-slapping one another long enough to give Burton Albion a 5-0 drubbing in their FA Cup replay.

The real test of my loyalty is going to be the United-Liverpool game on Sunday. Because I do like Liverpool now, but that's a fairly recent thing, whereas United are my first love.

(I had a whole thing here about your high-school boyfriend, who you're determined to stay with even though he's kind of an idiot sometimes, versus that sweet but maybe less exciting guy down the hall in residence at university, but then the whole metaphor got kind of disturbing, so you can fill in the details for yourself.)