Stop the presses!

The big news this week, apparently, is Sven-Goran Eriksson running his mouth off to an undercover reporter from the News of the World.

Eriksson reportedly revealed that:

• He'll probably leave the England job after the World Cup
  
• Michael Owen only moved to Newcastle United because they offered him the most money
  
• Chelsea paid too much for Shaun Wright-Phillips
  
• Wayne Rooney has a temper
  
• Rio Ferdinand is lazy

And this is shocking how?

To quote my friend Amanda, "Eriksson then went on to reveal that there was no Santa and the earth revolved around the sun."

(Although, on second thought, he would never say that, because Sven clearly believes that the earth revolves around David Beckham.)