Enough already

I keep meaning to post something here, but I am just so bored by the transfer window, y'all. Was it this bad last year? I don't remember, or maybe I am just conveniently blocking it out of my memory. Because this summer's version is apparently an endless stream of stories about things that HAVE NOT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

Ronaldo to Real Madrid. Lampard to Inter. Barry to Liverpool. My forehead to desk.

Oh wait, that last one is real.